Cannon Beach

Cat Lady Lovin'

So. My dad called me on Sunday from the San Francisco airport to tell me that he was on his way to Hong Kong. My family is officially THERE, to live.. for at least the next two years. I miss my dad. I miss his phone calls, where he talks to me and simultaneously loses Matt at Legoland and keeps telling Connor that hitting is "not ok." Sigh, oh how I will miss the chaos. I miss my little Conman. And... I guess I miss Matt and Jay too. hah.. just KIDDING!! kinda. But they want me to do video messenging over the internet "so we can SEE you!" How creepy is that? I'll be watching my computer talking to my dad as Connor runs through the background in flames and Matthew falls down laughing with a blow torch and Janese is screaming out yoga positions to keep herself together. Actually, Connor would probably have the blow torch and Matt would be in flames. That would be a little funnier to picture. And more likely.

So apparently my cousin Nick reads my blogs. He's, correct me if I'm wrong, 11. He IMs me the other day, "so i just read your blog thing. it's weird but cool in a way." ROCK. ON. That's what I like to hear. Overlook the mild profanity, young people. I am still a class act role model. Youuuu BETCHA.

I went to the Museum of Science with Christian today. That was super exciting. I learned about the Coral Reef.. AND THAT IT'S DYING!!!!! Just like every other natural thing on this planet. I mean seriously, every nature show is basically like, "Look how beautiful mother nature is. Yeah? Do you like it? Do you? It's pretty awesome, isn't it? Well.. IT'S DYING!!! DEATH!! We're KILLING IT! MURDER! MURDER! RED RUM MURDER!!!" And I cry. Because I can't save the coral reef. I would like to, but if I touch it, it will die. And I will be eaten by sharks. I can't stop the jellyfish population. Ok? I can't. I'm sorry, nature man. I'll stop polluting as much as I can. I'll buy one of your fancy hybrid cars. When I'm rich I'll give you some money so you can do more research to tell us about how we're still killing everything natural. But I cannot save the coral reef. I will cry myself to sleep tonight if I have to, but will it help? No. This is deliciously pessimistic, is it not? One day I'll try to find a way to single handedly save the planet. Just you wait and see, mr. nature man. Until then, I'll cry for you and your people. So anyway, YEAH! The Museum of Science was a lot of fun. And the Omni theatre is super cool. And it was a good day! :) smiley face.

Stacey will be visiting me in less than a week. You have NO idea how this excites me. Everytime I think about it, I do a little dance. I bet you wish you had that much power over me.

To finish off, Tony... since you've been gone, Kelly Clarkson has been able to breathe for the first time. Looks like the restraining order is working. Good luck with that one.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
KyllyansRed: I can't stand when people "lol." It in no way looks to me like laughter.
Loller Hockey: l o l
KyllyansRed: HEY.
Loller Hockey: l o ...l
Loller Hockey: l ...o l
Loller Hockey: I'm playing pong
Loller Hockey: l o.....l
Loller Hockey: l.......l
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Loller Hockey: fuck

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