These Two Will Here On Cease to Be

"Dinkle donkle, dinkle donkle, someone's calling you. Goulet!"
-Robert Goulet's cell phone ringtone.

I must get it. And if it were to exist, I would. If I had a better phone, I also would. Which reminds me, I need a new phone. That would be super. Almost as good as Turbo telling me I look like I just had an abortion on Sunday at the writer's meeting. I plan on looking as grubby as humanly possible until winter is over. How about that SADD? Seasonal Affective-or-something Depression Disorder... it's pretty neat! I don't even think it's a disease. I just think everyone has it. I mean think about it. The air is colder, the sky is grayer.. how is that NOT totally depressing. I, for one, do not want summer to go away. If it would please just stay pretty out, I would be content. Perhaps this is where I decide to move south for the winter. I don't actually think I'd be happier in the south, because, well, it's the south. It's too late, anyway. Fall has already officially taken over, and it feels like it, too.

I'm trying to think of something fun to comment about. I haven't really seen anything cool lately. I saw some kids hunting for pigeons with a big net... but it actually wasn't as entertaining as it sounds. I dreamt the other night that I was flying under the Golden Gate bridge. That was pretty cool. And I owned a mansion. That was also pretty cool, but seeing as it's not factual, it's really not that cool. So I guess I'll have to dig back to that one time back in the spring when I saw a midget on roller blades. That was awesome. Helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads.. and wrist guards. All that on one little midget person. That made my night... way... way back then.

I saw Serenity tonight, for free no less! I really liked it, but then... I like sci fi stuff... especially when it is humorous and cheesy. Apparently it's hard to love this if you really liked the TV series, but seeing as I never saw the TV series, I can't really judge. But if you like cheesy humorous sci-fi that includes a lot of action and attractive people in cool costumes, then this movie is for you. Plus! It kept me on the edge of my seat. The fight scenes are pretty sweet. I know I was curled up into a ball on my seat and my hands were constantly over my face, always SO CLOSE to covering my eyes, but you'd be SO PROUD of me! (if you've ever experienced my reactions to scary movies or thrillers) I didn't cover my eyes, OR SHUT THEM! I was really good and even in the most intense moments, I merely winced like a little girl. No more, no less. Success.

I feel like I should leave you all with a humorous picture.

Before I show you, I should explain. "Prepare you," if you will:

Back in the OLDEN DAYS, aka the mid-80s, or... PRE-SEPTEMBER 11th and this new "helmet" generation of children... planes that flew overseas had little baskets that babies could sleep in. Yup, no seatbelts or car-seat things. We babies flew without safety. Life on the WILD SIDE. DANGER! DANGER! These baskets were attached to the walls. Anyway, the point is... there comes a day in every frequent-flier-baby's life when they OUTGROW these little baskets. Yes, they become TOO BIG, or long, or whatever (and only by a couple INCHES no less!). And are, in turn, miserable.

Now. Parents... especially the loving ones, love to document this misery in hopes of one day looking back and laughing. And laugh we do...

This is me, miserable, on a trip from Singapore to the States.
I don't think I slept... at all.



When I have babies, I want them to yawn like that. Every time.
Hell, I still yawn like that. It's awesome.
I promise I was cuter when I didn't look like a weirdo mutant-baby.

woot! The end!

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Clynch753: hahaha, did rob invite you to be in the I'm A Proud KKK Neo Nazi group

Also, best quotes from Serenity:
"I aim to misbehave"
and
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."