Like I'll Never Be the Same
Do you believe me now, Keith? DO YOU? Ass.
So I have some fun news for all of you. I was woken up this morning by the sound of someone messing with the change on my desk, and a man's voice saying, "what the fuck is that noise? is somebody up there??" and then grabbing at my roommate's blankets. To which I shot up, and he jumped, and said, "Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me!" And to which I replied.... groggily... "Yeah, uh... likewise!?" It was the pest control man. He invited himself in and thought nobody was home. I think I am missing a couple quarters off of my desk and there is rat poison under my radiator. Not something I want to wake up to every morning, let me tell you. I am thoroughly reconsidering wanting to wake up to a man every day... especially if that man grows up to look like our pest control man.
Other fun facts about my week? I was chased by a squirrel who was after my nuts. (trail mix nuts). She was devious. I liked it. Only, not at all.
Turns out there was some confusion with my tuition bill, which is just AWESOME. But it's bringing me closer to COM's coolest professor, Bowen, who offered to sponser a bake sale on my behalf (don't worry it was a joke i don't need a bake sale) and told me that he would commit murder to keep me in class. And furthermore, his emails are freakin' hilarious and I think I love him, as I love all people who are capable of writing hilarious emails.
Can I make fun of anyone this week? Yes, there are lots of people that I have encountered who are worthy of shitting on. But are they worthy of making the blog? ehh... not really.
Tony is, though. Tony is in Guam right now doing something for the airforce. He tells me stuff about it but I usually don't pay attention cuz I don't understand his 'military' words. Tony is defending our country. Tony sent me a picture of him on duty while defending our country. I am going to show you the picture that Tony sent me of him on duty while defending our country.
He's the one in the Batman shirt. I wouldn't expect ANY LESS from a friend of MINE.
PS. I had a dream the other night that I called Batman, who was on my cell phone's speed dial, and he picked up, but he was kinda busy fighting the Joker. But he was on his way because I was being surrounded by an array of sexual predators on motorcycles... and not the hot kind. I escaped without Batman's help. That's just how awesome I am in my dreams. Note: in my dreams.
Is it just me or is everyone I know having a horrible last couple of weeks? I feel like everything bad is going down all over the place for everyone. It's crazy. BUT, I think it's turning around. So keep your heads up, kiddos.
(Keith, you are currently being a bitch... I'm telling you I'm working on it. And I'm meaning it, damnit!)
I've got nothing else at the moment... OH!!!!!!! EXCEPT!!! I"M GONNA BE A GODMOTHER!
My uncle Paul asked me the other day if I would be his daughter's, Lauren's, (my cousin's.. you probably could have figured that out..) GODMOTHER! I've never beeen one of THOSE before! The whole thing is going down on October 22, so I'll put in a picture later so you can see how freaking cute this little girl is. I feel special. I always liked Paul. He was always the cool, younger, baseball playing uncle that all the kids liked. I think he was finishing High School when I was born. That's weird. I have no idea what it means to be a Godmother. In fact, I'm pretty sure it means nothing these days. But HEY, I will take the title AND the bragging rights, thank you very much.
Anyway, that is all. Thank you and good day.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
GanglyWhiteBoy: kill jeff
KyllyansRed: hahaha
GanglyWhiteBoy: no, really, kill jeff and i'll marry you.
GanglyWhiteBoy: seriously
KyllyansRed: but why jeff?
GanglyWhiteBoy: b/c he poses a threat to our love
GanglyWhiteBoy: jesus -- i'm listening to abba at full blast
KyllyansRed: hahahah
GanglyWhiteBoy: crap i'm a homo
GanglyWhiteBoy: get it?
GanglyWhiteBoy: satire
--i had a dream last night that Greg led me through a maze of hilarity and confusion.
true story.
P.P.S. All this talk about Batman made me think about Christian Bale. And then, coincidentally (i think it was fate) i came across this picture amongst my many. I want to have this man's babies. He makes me hot. the end.
holy HOT, batman!
So I have some fun news for all of you. I was woken up this morning by the sound of someone messing with the change on my desk, and a man's voice saying, "what the fuck is that noise? is somebody up there??" and then grabbing at my roommate's blankets. To which I shot up, and he jumped, and said, "Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me!" And to which I replied.... groggily... "Yeah, uh... likewise!?" It was the pest control man. He invited himself in and thought nobody was home. I think I am missing a couple quarters off of my desk and there is rat poison under my radiator. Not something I want to wake up to every morning, let me tell you. I am thoroughly reconsidering wanting to wake up to a man every day... especially if that man grows up to look like our pest control man.
Other fun facts about my week? I was chased by a squirrel who was after my nuts. (trail mix nuts). She was devious. I liked it. Only, not at all.
Turns out there was some confusion with my tuition bill, which is just AWESOME. But it's bringing me closer to COM's coolest professor, Bowen, who offered to sponser a bake sale on my behalf (don't worry it was a joke i don't need a bake sale) and told me that he would commit murder to keep me in class. And furthermore, his emails are freakin' hilarious and I think I love him, as I love all people who are capable of writing hilarious emails.
Can I make fun of anyone this week? Yes, there are lots of people that I have encountered who are worthy of shitting on. But are they worthy of making the blog? ehh... not really.
Tony is, though. Tony is in Guam right now doing something for the airforce. He tells me stuff about it but I usually don't pay attention cuz I don't understand his 'military' words. Tony is defending our country. Tony sent me a picture of him on duty while defending our country. I am going to show you the picture that Tony sent me of him on duty while defending our country.
He's the one in the Batman shirt. I wouldn't expect ANY LESS from a friend of MINE.
PS. I had a dream the other night that I called Batman, who was on my cell phone's speed dial, and he picked up, but he was kinda busy fighting the Joker. But he was on his way because I was being surrounded by an array of sexual predators on motorcycles... and not the hot kind. I escaped without Batman's help. That's just how awesome I am in my dreams. Note: in my dreams.
Is it just me or is everyone I know having a horrible last couple of weeks? I feel like everything bad is going down all over the place for everyone. It's crazy. BUT, I think it's turning around. So keep your heads up, kiddos.
(Keith, you are currently being a bitch... I'm telling you I'm working on it. And I'm meaning it, damnit!)
I've got nothing else at the moment... OH!!!!!!! EXCEPT!!! I"M GONNA BE A GODMOTHER!
My uncle Paul asked me the other day if I would be his daughter's, Lauren's, (my cousin's.. you probably could have figured that out..) GODMOTHER! I've never beeen one of THOSE before! The whole thing is going down on October 22, so I'll put in a picture later so you can see how freaking cute this little girl is. I feel special. I always liked Paul. He was always the cool, younger, baseball playing uncle that all the kids liked. I think he was finishing High School when I was born. That's weird. I have no idea what it means to be a Godmother. In fact, I'm pretty sure it means nothing these days. But HEY, I will take the title AND the bragging rights, thank you very much.
Anyway, that is all. Thank you and good day.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
GanglyWhiteBoy: kill jeff
KyllyansRed: hahaha
GanglyWhiteBoy: no, really, kill jeff and i'll marry you.
GanglyWhiteBoy: seriously
KyllyansRed: but why jeff?
GanglyWhiteBoy: b/c he poses a threat to our love
GanglyWhiteBoy: jesus -- i'm listening to abba at full blast
KyllyansRed: hahahah
GanglyWhiteBoy: crap i'm a homo
GanglyWhiteBoy: get it?
GanglyWhiteBoy: satire
--i had a dream last night that Greg led me through a maze of hilarity and confusion.
true story.
P.P.S. All this talk about Batman made me think about Christian Bale. And then, coincidentally (i think it was fate) i came across this picture amongst my many. I want to have this man's babies. He makes me hot. the end.
holy HOT, batman!
posted by C Killian at 4:06 PM
6 Comments:
uh.....oh.......OH!!!!!!! GOD YES!!!!!!!
Killain, reading your blog.....gives me....like a release.
I'm going to go wash my hands now.
(P.S. Christian Bale is on one of the short lists for a movie that Zimmy's trying to get greenlit).
its just pure coincidence that BU sucks for everyone right now, and I think you're the best girl ever
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Bowen is amazing.
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