Like Drinking Poison, Like Eating Glass

I have amazing roommates. Seriously. And I love them for it.

Anecdote: I wake up alone on my couch at 5:30am, completely hammered and disoriented... and with a strange vibration in the pit of my stomach. I get up, somehow manage to walk to my room while stripping down to my underwear, throw on a tank top... and then miraculously run to the bathroom with just enough time to hurl into that porcelain yuckflusher. (I held my own hair back, thank you very much). But as I look up, I see Megan in the doorway, and Neda behind her.. and we continued to have a slumber party pow-ow in the kitchen, eating bread and drinking water. WHO ELSE but the BEST roommates would GET OUT OF BED (especially for Megan because she had to wake up at 7 for an extra-curricular dealy this morning) to make sure that everything was okay (which it was... ps. i was a virgin alcohol-induced-thrower-upper), and then continue to engage in hilarious conversation? And Sharyn is also great .. totally don't blame her for sleeping through that. Had to throw that in there.

Oddly enough, I read some horoscope that told me that Jan. 27 would be the worst day of the YEAR for me, but I think it just turned out to be the funniest.

But seriously. Best roommates ever. I'm so happy. I'm also so hungover.

I could talk about school and how ridiculously RIDICULOUS this semester has already been.. workload and all. But who wants to hear about that? No one. People just want to see pictures of drunk Killian.. and pictures of drunk Killian you shall have.

The night started off with a series of "rocking out" pictures


seriously LOVE this picture below. Note Sharyn in the corner! hahahah


and then led to a series of "going to all our parties" pictures.
(including a little "Carlton Dance" demo by Eileen and Neda)



Dance, Dance


Interlude.

Chocolate City Party. -Really don't remember ANYTHING from that. hahaha. (except for the 6 tequila shots)
And then I don't really remember much except for trying to play a paper towel game, and breaking my necklace that Andre fixed for me. Thank goodness. And then sitting in Andre's room waiting for Neda to bring me water. And then walking home with Tim. OH! And flirting it up with freshmen so they'd join the frat. hahah. We got hammered. Well, I got hammered. Sloshed. Smashed. Whatever you want to call it. It was great. A good weekend back. Even better than last weekend... when we.. did the same stuff.

Keep in mind: his isn't so much a "look what happened to me it's so funny" post as much as a "day in the life of a drunken Killian" post.

So, to continue:
Walking home with Tim.
(such a pimp.)



we were all so very very very very drunk. especially tim. and me.


The next two pictures I have to explain in detail. We come home. I am ridonkulous. We decide to drink some water and eat some white corn chips or whatever. We're eating away, talking, going over events.. doing what drunk people do.

And then it happens. I drop one of my chips. It hits the floor. I look at it. I look at Neda. Neda looks at me. I go for the chip. The only thing on my mind is that fallen tostito chip. I must save it.

Neda: "No Killian. Do NOT pick that up! Don't pick it up, Killian! No! Stop! No! Don't do it....Killian!"

And then my face hits the floor. MAN DOWN!!

It was an amazingly not-graceful fall.
I don't know how long I was down, but I was down for a long time.

i don't think i've ever seen myself laughing so hard in a picture before
and there's that damn chip! just chillin' like nothin happened.


and no - i am not whale tailing. that's a string from my top.
haha seriously these pictures are so my favorite. oh, heart.


So, in short, throwing up at 5am was worth it.
Because although I am suffering, those pictures are classic.

And although I do not love tequila, I love my roommates. =)

"We've got crosses on our eyes
Been walking into the walls again
We've got crosses on our eyes
Been walking into the furniture"


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