I See the Shadow of a Groundhog
So Groundhog's day. Six more weeks. Has it ever not been six more weeks? I don't remember a year where the poor guy didn't go racing back into his hole. You think it's really his shadow that he's afraid of? I'm guessing it's the crowd of people looming over his shoulder. I'd be pretty friggen paranoid, too, if that kind of sketchy thing happened to me.
On to better things. So yesterday in my US History of Intellectual Thought class (yeah it's as confusing as it sounds) we were talking about existentialism. And me, being an existentialist for the most part, enjoyed it. But this one dude, Henry Adams I think, was all about returning to the age where people worshipped the virgin, because it symbolized the unity of medieval thought. Ok it's complicated and I don't want to get into it, but it made me think to myself "Hey, it really does all come back to sex." And it DOES. What is our deal? Ever since biblical times, we've been fixated on sex (obviously it's part of our biology) but then we go and consider the abstinence of it HOLY? WHACK!!! If that doesn't seem like some fucked-up reverse psychology, then I don't know what does.
So also. I don't know a lot about this, but I do know that certain religious martyrs believe that they will be greeted in heaven by 40 virgins and whatnot. So the question that I pose is this: once you get to heaven and do all the virgins and have your fun, do you realize they won't be virgins anymore?? I mean it seems kinda pointless if you look at it that way, doesn't it? That's right biotch. Then you'll be stuck in eternity with 40 ladies who just realized that you're a bad screw. How's that for blowing yourself up? Think these things through, people.
Alright that's all I got.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Auto response from NovaStarK: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropraite. Be prepared to justify your decision.
On to better things. So yesterday in my US History of Intellectual Thought class (yeah it's as confusing as it sounds) we were talking about existentialism. And me, being an existentialist for the most part, enjoyed it. But this one dude, Henry Adams I think, was all about returning to the age where people worshipped the virgin, because it symbolized the unity of medieval thought. Ok it's complicated and I don't want to get into it, but it made me think to myself "Hey, it really does all come back to sex." And it DOES. What is our deal? Ever since biblical times, we've been fixated on sex (obviously it's part of our biology) but then we go and consider the abstinence of it HOLY? WHACK!!! If that doesn't seem like some fucked-up reverse psychology, then I don't know what does.
So also. I don't know a lot about this, but I do know that certain religious martyrs believe that they will be greeted in heaven by 40 virgins and whatnot. So the question that I pose is this: once you get to heaven and do all the virgins and have your fun, do you realize they won't be virgins anymore?? I mean it seems kinda pointless if you look at it that way, doesn't it? That's right biotch. Then you'll be stuck in eternity with 40 ladies who just realized that you're a bad screw. How's that for blowing yourself up? Think these things through, people.
Alright that's all I got.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Auto response from NovaStarK: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropraite. Be prepared to justify your decision.
posted by C Killian at 4:29 PM
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yay! i was quoted!
-mike
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