Story of a Dirty Pirate Whore

Did anybody else notice that in my picture here I look retarded?

I thought so. Anyway, here's something you won't laugh at.

Previously... on Monday...

MilesJonathon: You are a dirty pirate whore.

Today

MilesJonathon: "Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"
MilesJonathon: = new best pick up line ever.
KyllyansRed: hahahahaha
KyllyansRed: thats amazing
KyllyansRed: sometimes jon, just sometimes, you make my day
MilesJonathon: ...
MilesJonathon: Sometimes Killian, sometimes, you are a toothless pirate hooker.
KyllyansRed: hahaha
KyllyansRed: what's with the pirate theme?
MilesJonathon: Look Killian. I dont ask why you're a hooker? and you dont ask why I think you're a pirate? ok?

I don't know what to say about that. But I thought it was funny. Maybe it's just me... and the pirate.