Ripley's Believe It or Not

Ok so I had something cool to put in this thing but then completely forgot. So sorry everyone has to miss out on that really awesome, life-changing comment or story or whatever it was.

Instead, I'm going to tell you a really funny story.

Megan (my roomie)... her brother broke his penis yesterday. I know, I know. Not possible, right? WRONG. How freaking hilarious is that? I mean, really not funny at all in the moment, no. But MY GOD that is so funny. He apparently got up from a nap, tripped over some shoes, and fell down wrong. Thus hearing a "pop," and I guess the cartilage snapped (similar to a nose-break) and everything turned black and swolen and he rushed himself to the hospital because he had cut off circulation and they rushed him to surgery and he's fine now. Still able to have kids. But wow. Imagine being the doctor on that case. haha. Poor guy.

So now Pat's like a living legend. Totally suits him, though, the man is insane (in a good way). He just attracts random things to him. So, yeah.

Sorry if anything in this post made anyone squirm for any reason, but let's face it. You enjoyed that story. Sick bastards...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
ricechex10: we are all little school girls inside
KyllyansRed: I think you're right. giggles and all.
ricechex10: haha fuck yeah.
ricechex10: wait little school girls dont say 'fuck'
ricechex10: well shit.