"JEST" is so good. And so is BOTCH.

Ok first things first. I know it's been a long time. I've been getting death threats. Most of them are from Tony. Yeah, Tony Milazzo. He's such tool. You're a TOOL, Tony! There's your honorable mention, ass. Okay, okay, I jest. But only a little bit because he posts the most obscure lies about me in his away messages. Anyway, moving on. I've come to find that the weeks are FLYING. It's not like they're even running. They fly now. Hover craft style. It's ridiculous that it's already Friday, and I was supposed to go job hunting last weekend and I just realized that it's already THIS weekend and I'm just so overwhelmed with the rate that time has been traveling that I just don't know what to do with myself. Times like this call for fetal-position action.

On a lighter note, my mom got me a kick ass digital camera for my birthday, which was Sunday, which was also awesome... even though OH! That weekend was so WEIRD and SURREAL and I really don't feel like explaining it but a lot of money was involved and I'm now a witness in a motorcycle robbery and I'm getting calls from detectives and insurance companies left and right and it just adds to the crazy momentum of time and I'm delirious. But anyway. Wicked cool camera, and now I can post more pictures ALL THE TIME which I know you all just LOVE.

I saw Sin City. AMAZING. I mean, it's good. Movies with awesome aesthetic value really always make me so happy. I think everyone walks away from Sin City with a favorite line. Mine was Marve's "Dames. It's like all they have to do is let it out real good, and the next second you'd never know what happened." I totally botched that line. But you get the jist. This is actually really why I want to see it again... just so I can stop botching that line. How good is the word "botch?"

Fall Out Boy is coming to the Avalon on the 24th. I'm way excited but it's even MORE exciting because The Academy Is is opening for them, which means I get to see Bill and Adam and the rest of their gang. Last time they came out here they ended up chillin at our place for a while after the show, which was good times. I love high school buddies. Especially when they come visit ME! (I am making a BiH reference here, bitches) No, I'm joking. I realize Bill has a free ride and can't really help coming out this way. AND I love my BiH and you guys are all heading out here THIS SUMMER. Well, a couple of you. Hopefully all of you! I feel like such a sorority girl writing "BiH" but I really don't feel like spelling it out. It's more fun to keep everybody guessing. Awesome.

Well kids, it's about that time again. I'll try not to leave you for two weeks this time. Dry your eyes, kids. It's really unattractive when you cry like that.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
(Melissa has a knack for randominity, and i looooove it.)

ricecheX10: alright here's what you're gonna do:
_________________________________________________________________
Auto response from KyllyansRed: wow. paycheck problems
THEN screenwriting 4-7.
THEN bank.

then figuring out what I'm doing tonight. call me up and tell me because I know I won't be able to decide on my own.
_________________________________________________________________
ricecheX10: you're gonna get all pumped up by running around your room in circle for 2 min
ricecheX10: then you're gonna down a bottle of Gatorade cuz you'll be thristy
ricecheX10: then....you're gonna grab as many people as you can find in you're apartment and you'll all run out into the street with loud music playing and people will start dancing on cars
ricecheX10: and when you're finished with the impromptu musical in the street you'll steal a car, go to a bar and pick up the first hot guy you see
ricecheX10: then make out with him and when you're done (haha) pick up the next motorcycle you see and ride into the sunrise...
ricecheX10: :-D
ricecheX10: it's all quite possible if you ask me