I've Got A Big Fat Fucking Bone to Pick With You, My Darling
Alright. First in order, why the hell is the little picture of me/archive of my blog thingies no longer up here with the text? It's all the way down at the bottom on the right instead of at the top on the right. I don't LIKE it. It just looks weird now. Lopsided. Way to mess up, blog.
Secondly, I sat outside today for two hours because it was amazing and 82 degrees, and I totally didn't get tan. What is WITH that?! Two hours in the sun during peak tanning hours and I walk away with very little color. It's saddening, really. I used to get tan so easily. Now it's like I just reflect whatever sun I get. I'm not enjoying this phenomenon. I also feel the need to go shopping and I have no money. Thus, I will not go shopping. Thus, I don't know. Having no money is really lame. Haha, my dad just told me not to get a tan because I know better. I do know better, but really, come on now, when has knowing better stopped me from making stupid decisions?
I'm trying to think of a funny story to tell but I really don't have anything. This week has been VOID of humor! Or, of humor worthy of the blog. As if the blog is this really great thing. Let's see, I saw this guy preaching the bible at downtown crossing, and this one guy was really into it. But I honestly don't think the preacher guy was actually saying anything. I think he was just randomly reading passages. Maybe he was doing some kind of psychological experiment to see how many people would realize that all he was doing was reading passages and not saying anything about it. That would be sadly ironic for the guy who was paying such close attention. Anyway, I caught them on film for my next and upcoming PROJECT which is bound to rock. If I can pull it together in time. I was using the bolex on Newbury St and some girl was like "what kind of camera is that?" so I told her it was 16mm and she was like "oh. i have an 8mm film camera... they still make that?" and I said "yes." And then she went away and I was glad. I'm not sure why, but it probably had to do with the fact that she totally made no sense. So I made some shifty-eyed glance to Christina and we kept on our way.
Before I go, and I know you're dying for me to wrap up here, I think you should think about something. Have you ever like... actually thought about what "nothing" is? I think you should. Because it's MIND BOGGLING. Honestly if you can actually grasp "nothingness" to the point where it just swallows you whole, you'll feel like you're on drugs. This is why there is really no need for narcotics. All you have to do is imagine nothingness to the point where you feel dizzy. Honest. Speaking of drugs, it's 4/20, so go do your thing. But I suggest you imagine what it would be like if nothing existed. Not even the universe. Not EVEN ANYTHING!!
haha ok. i'm a sketchball.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
tba
Secondly, I sat outside today for two hours because it was amazing and 82 degrees, and I totally didn't get tan. What is WITH that?! Two hours in the sun during peak tanning hours and I walk away with very little color. It's saddening, really. I used to get tan so easily. Now it's like I just reflect whatever sun I get. I'm not enjoying this phenomenon. I also feel the need to go shopping and I have no money. Thus, I will not go shopping. Thus, I don't know. Having no money is really lame. Haha, my dad just told me not to get a tan because I know better. I do know better, but really, come on now, when has knowing better stopped me from making stupid decisions?
I'm trying to think of a funny story to tell but I really don't have anything. This week has been VOID of humor! Or, of humor worthy of the blog. As if the blog is this really great thing. Let's see, I saw this guy preaching the bible at downtown crossing, and this one guy was really into it. But I honestly don't think the preacher guy was actually saying anything. I think he was just randomly reading passages. Maybe he was doing some kind of psychological experiment to see how many people would realize that all he was doing was reading passages and not saying anything about it. That would be sadly ironic for the guy who was paying such close attention. Anyway, I caught them on film for my next and upcoming PROJECT which is bound to rock. If I can pull it together in time. I was using the bolex on Newbury St and some girl was like "what kind of camera is that?" so I told her it was 16mm and she was like "oh. i have an 8mm film camera... they still make that?" and I said "yes." And then she went away and I was glad. I'm not sure why, but it probably had to do with the fact that she totally made no sense. So I made some shifty-eyed glance to Christina and we kept on our way.
Before I go, and I know you're dying for me to wrap up here, I think you should think about something. Have you ever like... actually thought about what "nothing" is? I think you should. Because it's MIND BOGGLING. Honestly if you can actually grasp "nothingness" to the point where it just swallows you whole, you'll feel like you're on drugs. This is why there is really no need for narcotics. All you have to do is imagine nothingness to the point where you feel dizzy. Honest. Speaking of drugs, it's 4/20, so go do your thing. But I suggest you imagine what it would be like if nothing existed. Not even the universe. Not EVEN ANYTHING!!
haha ok. i'm a sketchball.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
tba
posted by C Killian at 11:14 AM
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