Sweet Temptation: Thong Tha-Thong Thong Thong

Before you read beyond this point, it is crucial that you understand how amazing I am. I totally finished my 12 page term paper BEFORE 11pm on the night before it was due. That means I can go to sleep and actually SLEEP and feel rested for tomorrow's festivities (ie: classes). Listen, if you didn't already know that I was somehow capable of being a winner, know it now.

So I'm just sitting here thinking of a title for my brilliant work of intellectual art (that's sarcasm there, incase you aren't picking up on it) and I figured I'd post. Because let's face it, we're all really sick of the Fall Out Boy post. Don't try to humor me. You hate it. Let's get over it and move on.

This leads us to a funny segway. I saw some kid walking down the street today, and recognized him as "falloutboy boy" -a label we gave him last year because he was wearing a falloutboy t-shirt. Anyway, the point is, he was wearing girl's jeans, which, okay, it's a fashion trend, I get it.. but WOW it made him waddle like a friggen DUCK. If you're GOING to wear girl's jeans, boys, wear girl's jeans that FIT you. Yeah I'm addicted to CAPS... big whoop, wanna fight about it?

I interrupt this program to explain that Megan is currently throwing expired Calcium Chews at Neda, who was JUST hit in the head and is now actually proceeding to pick up the chews and give them back to Megan. Neda is now suggesting titles for my term paper. So far "Thong, tha-thong thong thong" and "Sweet Temptation: Super Moisturizing Lotion" have been offered. This is why Neda gets things thrown at her all the time.

The amount of laughter that has occurred in this apartment tonight is incredible. I'm not even going to go into it because you would totally not think it was funny because it's not that kind of funny. BUT I think you should all know, and some of you already do, that I have major spaz attacks... and if you're ever lucky enough witness one, you WILL fall to your knees laughing.
Example: Loren's first account of the adrenaline-rush-scream had her on the floor in under a second.
Tonight it was the "oh my god I'm waiting for the scary climactic moment of your clown story and I'm already freaking out from the possible scenarios that I've already cultivated in my head" spaz attack. The adrenaline one is the best, and most embarrassing, but wow the pre-freak-out spaz attack is good. It's too bad I can't control it.

So now I'm gonna go celebrate my productivity with some FINDING NEMO with Neda and Sharyn.
"I am ashamed." -best line EVER. And the way Jaques WALKS with his little legs.. oh my god amazing.

P.S. Ed Norton was on TV today and it sparked memories of American History X and how frigging amazing he was in that movie, and how badass he was... listen, I don't care if he was a neo-Nazi, he is a total turn on and it really just reaffirms my summer goal to seduce a guy with sleeve tattoos. ahhhh random goals are too much fun. See BiH? The summer of sexy is ON.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
MjoegoldIZ: then i can teach you!
MjoegoldIZ: and not be mean about it like you once were to me
KyllyansRed: haha i wasnt mean!
MjoegoldIZ: ha you were too! you were yelling at me and i still have a scar on my back from when you slashed me brutally with your belt which was leather and had been conviently been soaking in water for 2 days prior

I'm feeling gutsy and over indulgent...

KittinMitn: baby I'll give it to you better than you could ever hope to dream
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Auto response from KyllyansRed: give it to me good
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