I'll play Bobby and you'll play Whitney
My mom left me a voicemail the other day to let me know that Christian Bale was being interviewed on National Public Radio. I missed the call, obviously, and that was sad, but it was so cute how she was so excited for me. My mommy loves me. I ended up listening to the interview from NPR.com. I don't know exactly how or what that man does for me, but he's been doin' it since I was eight years old and let me tell you... I don't see it stopping any time soon. This is one obsession I really don't mind owning up to.
So today is opening day for Batman Begins! Yes, I've been waiting two years for this, but no, I am not going today. Why, you ask? Why?? Because I have tickets to see it at the IMAX theatre in Natick (30 minutes away), and my ride is only available on Friday. But it is going to be SO worth it.
Ok you'll hear more about that after I see it.
Father's Day is coming up and I am going to be giving the ULTIMATE Father's Day present... flying into Chicago! Ok actually I didn't know the 19th was Father's Day when I made the flight reservation, but hey it's a perk, and now I can get away with just baking cookies as a gift. woot. But they are going to be the best damn cookies you have ever laid your eyes on (or tasted). I bake with LOVE, baby. Honestly, it's kind of scary how much love i put into my cooking. LOVE.
I finally got that database entry job, so I can work from home and make loads of dough! Sweet jesus! My dad said that Jamie (my boss/dad's business partner), called him up to express his shock at how quickly I learned the program. Ok, really that just makes me wonder who else is working for this guy. But it's ok, he can think I'm smart. I have no problem with it. I'm pretty sure he's just sucking up to my dad anyway.
My dad: So he thinks you're pretty smart. Keep up that fa-kade, ok?
(we have this dumb joke where we pronouce facade as fa-kade when we want to act overtly intellectual.. because irony is funny, bitch.)
My dad (cont): I told him you were single, but you wouldn't date him because you don't go for guys with dead-end jobs.
(get it? cuz Jamie's my dad's partner YEAH self-depricating twist!... and wait since when does Dad throw around my marital status with business partners? "i need an adult, i need an adult!"...)
Speaking of, I wonder if Jamie is hot. I think he's young. I'll have to ask. That won't be creeptastic or anything.
Anyway so this has been fun, I'm sure. I might be the only one who appreciates my dad's random "slightly cynical with the rubber-chicken punch line" sense of humor, but imagine that multiplied by 4 (yes we had to rent FOUR) houses filled with the extended fam and you get a week of the killian family reunion of fun! oh MAN I'm pumped.
So today is opening day for Batman Begins! Yes, I've been waiting two years for this, but no, I am not going today. Why, you ask? Why?? Because I have tickets to see it at the IMAX theatre in Natick (30 minutes away), and my ride is only available on Friday. But it is going to be SO worth it.
Ok you'll hear more about that after I see it.
Father's Day is coming up and I am going to be giving the ULTIMATE Father's Day present... flying into Chicago! Ok actually I didn't know the 19th was Father's Day when I made the flight reservation, but hey it's a perk, and now I can get away with just baking cookies as a gift. woot. But they are going to be the best damn cookies you have ever laid your eyes on (or tasted). I bake with LOVE, baby. Honestly, it's kind of scary how much love i put into my cooking. LOVE.
I finally got that database entry job, so I can work from home and make loads of dough! Sweet jesus! My dad said that Jamie (my boss/dad's business partner), called him up to express his shock at how quickly I learned the program. Ok, really that just makes me wonder who else is working for this guy. But it's ok, he can think I'm smart. I have no problem with it. I'm pretty sure he's just sucking up to my dad anyway.
My dad: So he thinks you're pretty smart. Keep up that fa-kade, ok?
(we have this dumb joke where we pronouce facade as fa-kade when we want to act overtly intellectual.. because irony is funny, bitch.)
My dad (cont): I told him you were single, but you wouldn't date him because you don't go for guys with dead-end jobs.
(get it? cuz Jamie's my dad's partner YEAH self-depricating twist!... and wait since when does Dad throw around my marital status with business partners? "i need an adult, i need an adult!"...)
Speaking of, I wonder if Jamie is hot. I think he's young. I'll have to ask. That won't be creeptastic or anything.
Anyway so this has been fun, I'm sure. I might be the only one who appreciates my dad's random "slightly cynical with the rubber-chicken punch line" sense of humor, but imagine that multiplied by 4 (yes we had to rent FOUR) houses filled with the extended fam and you get a week of the killian family reunion of fun! oh MAN I'm pumped.
posted by C Killian at 8:02 PM
2 Comments:
Ah so funny. Your entries always make me laugh, and also Jamie is not very hot, unless you think that guy from 'Kids in the Hall' was hot, and I'm talking about the one with the black curly hair and high pitched voice, not the one who ended up on newsradio.
Damn it, spell "w00t" right! Congrats on the "job".
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