Walk This Way

stacey345: for my class today, which sucked by the way, we had to say who we would have dinner with, if we could have dinner with anyone dead or alive
stacey345: and guess who i said!
KyllyansRed: haha who?!
stacey345: you!
KyllyansRed: ahhhh!!! i love it!
stacey345: haha
KyllyansRed: i feel so honored
stacey345: as you should
stacey345: i mean you got picked over PICASSO or other such artists/writers
KyllyansRed: haha i know i was going to guess Gertrude or something cool like that
stacey345: well you are cool like that

Wow, I am cool like that. I love best friends. And may I mention that I IM'd her at the EXACT SECOND that she returned from being away? (I timestamped it, bitches) YEAH, we're awesome. I want to see the girl whose middle name is Perry. So visit me damnit. And we can go out to dinner. And fulfill your classroom wish thing. Haha, man, Stacey is like the funniest person to pick me over Picasso. That's so hardcore to embarrass yourself in front of your class by just rejecting the idea of dining with an art genius to dine with your best friend. But I would do it for her, too. When she does visit I'm going to have to make sure I dine her better than Picasso would. Maybe I'll prepare a 3D food sculpture of some kind and dye it with blue food coloring and call it "Blue Food." GET IT?! It rhymes with "Blue Nude!" Oh man, maybe I AM a genius. Yeah, one day people who don't know me are gonna wish they could have dinner with me. UHH!

Anyway so not being home in Chicago for the summer is weird. But not weird at the same time because it's kind of like out of sight out of mind. Except that I know that as soon as it gets hot I'm going to wish for cool nights by Jon's bonfires or 4th of July trips to the city or.. or... oh no.. I'm gonna miss out on RAVINIA! Well, I'm going to stop right there and just not think about such things before I go crazy. Boston is a nice place to be in the summer, and if I figure out a way to get this car in July, I'm so going to be driving up to the beaches all the time. All. The. Time. This summer has so much potential... especially if I get some VISITORS! Hint hint wink wink. And a job. That might be good. Hint hint wink wink (to the gods of employment)

I had a really good story for you guys today but in my vanity about this whole dinner thing I forgot it. But can I just mention before I go that Jeff won an electric guitar in some raffle and he doesn't know how to play it yet? Luck is such a good thing to have, Jeff. Don't lose it. Hmm.. what was my story about? Shite. Last night I was watching some stand-up on Comedy Central and this one guy was talking about how the Apollo missions always go down when there's a black guy on board, so he was like "I'm starting to think NASA stands for Niggers Ain't Supposed to be Astronauts." I thought that was funny. So clever, so clever. Sigh. Still can't remember that awesome story I had lined up for you. Looks like you guys are OUT of luck. Except for Jeff, who still has that electric guitar.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Loller Hockey: cuz you're my laaaaaaaaaaaaday!
Loller Hockey: yeah, i'm new at this REAL job thing, i always used to work at this kiddie day camp
KyllyansRed: hahah thats fun
KyllyansRed: did you lead the arts and crafts section?
Loller Hockey: and what if i did?
Loller Hockey: p.s. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050516/D8A3V3381.html
Loller Hockey: THEYRE TRYING TO KEEP US APART

Wow, not allowed to HUG? But hugging is like my favorite pasttime activity!
Well, sorta. ...You know what I mean.
Hugging is awesome.